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  • 80's Foreign PolicyBarack Obama
  • 2001: Jeffy's Space Odyssey ThemeChildren's Orchestra
  • Across the ChasmJohn Kerry
  • Acted StupidlyBarack Obama
  • The ADHD BunchPat, Keith, Jeffy and Kris
  • The ADHD Bunch SongPat, Keith, Jeffy and Kris
  • I'm against dumbJohn Kennedy
  • Ain't Nobody Got Time for That!Sweet Brown
  • Al Gore Poetry (Read by Al)Al Gore
  • Al Gore Poetry (Read by Pat)Al Gore & Pat Gray
  • Al Sharpton's Greatest HitsAl Sharpton
  • All the kids... come up behind meJoe Biden
  • All the kids under 15Joe Biden
  • All you lovely ladiesJoe Biden
  • America can be defined by one wordJoe Biden
  • America's chickens are coming home to roostJeremiah Wright
  • American Mormon (Song)Pat Gray
  • And I haven't been to EuropeKamala Harris
  • Arriba Arriba!Jeffy
  • Atmospheric Rivers and Rain BombsAl Gore
  • Avocados from MexicoAvocado Growers
  • BadacathcareJoe Biden
  • Balloon is not a major breachJoe Biden
  • Barack knows we have to change...Michelle Obama
  • Be OffendedMatt Gaetz
  • Beer Brewed HereJoe Biden
  • Best Communicator in the White HouseKarine Jean-Pierre
  • Bid'nessJeffy
  • Bid'ness Music 2Spiderpussy · Pornosonic
  • Biden Administration SucksSenator John Kennedy
  • Biden's Approval RatingSenator John Kennedy
  • Biden describing Barack ObamaJoe Biden
  • Big WaterDonald J. Trump
  • Billion Trillion Million DollarsJoe Biden
  • Blood of LibertyJoe Biden
  • The Border is Closed, SecureAlejandro Mayorkas
  • Breakfast TacosJill Biden
  • Breast and BrightestGeorge W. Bush
  • A Breathing Room CompilationKarine Jean-Pierre
  • Bronko Nagurski GymnastPat Gray
  • Buy a shotgunJoe Biden
  • BYU Celebration SongPat Gray
  • Sarcasm's Not For EveryoneCaller Judy
  • Campaign SpeechHoward Dean
  • Can you say more?Karine Jean-Pierre
  • Canadia (NORAD)Karine Jean-Pierre
  • Can't Even Go ThereJill Biden
  • Cardinal Joe Tobin in NewarkTucker Carlson & Gov. Phil Murphy
  • Children are the kite stringsJoe Biden
  • China is not an enemyGen. Mark Milley
  • Choo Choo FaniJesse Watters
  • Circle BackJen Psaki
  • Climate ReportCBS News
  • Come On Man!Joe Biden
  • Congressman Boyle BileJohn Fetterman
  • Corn Pop was a Bad DudeJoe Biden
  • Couldn't Stand My HusbandMichelle Obama
  • Cricket SoundsSound FX
  • Da Border, Da Border is SecureAlejandro Mayorkas
  • Davos CoughChief Putany Yawanawá
  • The Day Democracy (Almost) Died SongPat Gray
  • Dean ScreamHoward Dean
  • Demeans Them a Little BitAl Gore
  • Devastating Devastation & Lost of LifeKarine Jean-Pierre
  • Digital AngelThe Blaze
  • Digital Inclusion Summit (long)Rhonda Locklear
  • Do not comeKamala Harris
  • Do What You CanBon Jovi & Jennifer Nettles
  • Do Ya?Pat & Jeffy
  • Doesn't sound like a recessionJoe Biden
  • Don't be the first frogKamala Harris
  • Don't Go Home For Christmas SongPat Gray
  • Don't Jump! (X2)Joe Biden
  • Don't know how much NASA's paying youBart Sibrel
  • Don't SayJeffy Fisher
  • Don't SayRon Pearlman
  • Don't Sniff 'EmBiden Heckler
  • Doo Doo FecesMichael Jackson
  • Eagles are so much betterJohn Fetterman
  • Elmo Wants to End RacismElmo
  • Ended Cancer as we know itJoe Biden
  • ExpodentiallyJoe Biden
  • F-35 Crash InterviewRandolph White
  • F-35 Crash SoundRandolph White
  • Fascist T-ShirtKeith Olbermann
  • Fauci on ReligionDr. Anthony Fauci
  • Favorite Word (Long)Nancy Pelosi
  • Favorite Word (Short)Nancy Pelosi
  • FDR got on the televisionJoe Biden
  • Fell out of a coconut tree?Kamala Harris
  • Filters on InternetsGeorge W. Bush
  • Fire witnessSweet Brown
  • Fish Coexist PeacefullyGeorge W Bush
  • FM Radio 109.9The Big Frog 109.9
  • Food on FamilyGeorge W. Bush
  • Fool me onceGeorge W. Bush
  • Foon Stocks TesitmonyJohn Kerry
  • Fun Fun Fun, Taliban SongPat Gray
  • The Gaff IssueJill Biden & Jake Tapper
  • Freaking Frogs GayAlex Jones
  • Freaking Frogs Gay (Alt)Alex Jones
  • Gay Bath HousesJoe Biden
  • Gendered Language ComradUS Socialist
  • Gilligan's Island Karaoke (Song)Pat & Jeffy
  • Go Tell It On The Mountain (Song)Pat Gray
  • Go you know the thing!Joe Biden
  • God Save The Queen, ManJoe Biden
  • Godzilla RoarGodzilla
  • Going to the GulfJoe Biden
  • Good morning, Sunday morning!Nancy Pelosi
  • The GoogleGeorge W. Bush
  • Governor Who?Joe Biden
  • Guam will tip over and capsizeHank Johnson
  • Gulf Wind SaleJoe Biden
  • Gun CockSound Effect
  • Gun Cock and ShotSound Effect
  • Gun ShotSound Effect
  • Guns as big as my thighsJoe Biden
  • Guy who led the RevolutionJoe Biden
  • Happy BirthdayPat Gray as Arlen Specter
  • Have you ever the fish? (Song)Pat Gray as Al Gore
  • He BETRAYED this Country!Al Gore
  • He Got To Go!Brave Mama Bear
  • He must not do chickenKarine Jean-Pierre
  • Heaven's ChoirSound Effect
  • Heavy Breathing... You Don't Care!Mel Gibson
  • Her cat was named vaginaDonald Trump
  • He's A Census Cowboy SongPat Gray
  • Hey baby... How old are you?Joe Biden
  • Hey Bob Casey!John Fetterman and Bob Casey
  • Hot Mic in the BathroomJeffy Fisher
  • Hottest Day EVERIan Plimer
  • How Dare You!Greta Thumberg
  • How Dare You SpeechGreta Thunberg
  • How Dare You (Song)Pat Gray
  • How much do you weigh?Pat Gray
  • Human CloningGeorge W. Bush
  • Hump Another LegJohn Fetterman
  • Hypocracy!Fourth Grader John
  • I Am Sick And TiredHillary Clinton
  • I Applaud ChinaJoe Biden
  • I cannnot speak to thatKarine Jean-Pierre
  • I Don't Dangle ParticiplesPat Gray
  • I eat No for BreakfastKamala Harris
  • I give you my word as a BidenJoe Biden
  • I got hairy legsJoe Biden
  • I Hate White PeopleKing Samir Shabazz
  • I heard it on the news... ridiculousLinda Hopkins
  • I keep forgetting I'm PresidentJoe Biden
  • I know a lot of thingsNancy Pelosi
  • I love Chinese people tooVince Offer
  • I'm Very Comfortable AdmittingKamala Harris
  • In This CloudKamala Harris
  • In This Cloud (Long)Kamala Harris
  • I pooped my pantsAl Roker
  • I represent scienceAnthony Fauci
  • I sawed this boat in halfPhil Swift
  • I Sold A Lot Of State SecretsJoe Biden
  • I Started a Civil Rights MovementJoe Biden
  • I want my GD Trump BackI Want My Trump Back Guy
  • I worry about you JoeyJoe Biden
  • If it's good enough for youLynn and Jamie
  • If Turtles Weren't So StupidRyan Beard
  • I'm very proud of my sonJoe Biden
  • I'm a white boy, but not stupidJoe Biden
  • Government HelpPresident Ronald Reagan
  • I'm going to get in real troubleJoe Biden
  • I'm going to get me a beerElizabeth Warren
  • I'm HonestJoe Biden
  • I'm not concerned about ChinaJoe Biden
  • I'm Sick and Tired of Smart GuysJoe Biden
  • I'm your NightmareJoe Biden
  • Inconceivable!Vizzini
  • Incredibly diverse Latino communityJoe Biden
  • InsufferableKeith Malinak
  • I've been to 57 StatesBarack Obama
  • I've got some cattlePat and Glenn
  • Inauguration PoemMaya Angelou
  • Incoherent JoeJoe Biden
  • InhalatorBarack Obama
  • Intersecting ShadowsBart Sibrel
  • Is there a number people can call?Alec Baldwin
  • Isaac's Internet UsageRhonda Locklear
  • It Is Ma'amTiffany Moore
  • It's a Mad House!Charlton Heston
  • It's FridayPaul Harvey
  • It's Friday AltPaul Harvey
  • Je Ne Sais QuoiGlenn Beck
  • Joe Biden's Gonna WinTikTok Grandmadonna
  • Joe’s Daughter’s Diary (Song)Pat Gray
  • Just. Gut check. Stop!Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
  • Karman LineBlue Origin
  • Kill Dey BabiesKing Samir Shabazz
  • Kindergarten CopArnold Schwarzenegger
  • Kittens aren't biscuitsQuanell X
  • KleptocracyJoe Biden
  • Last Train to Texas (Song)Pat Gray as Joe Biden
  • Laugh TrackSound Effects
  • Leave Them Kids Alone (Song)Pat Gray
  • LET ME EAT!!!Jeffy
  • Let's Go Brandon, I agree!Joe Biden
  • LGDP-LGT-LBG-LGBTQ2+Justin Trudeau
  • Like Any MotherRhonda Locklear
  • Lin Manuel MirandaNancy Pelosi
  • Lipstick on a PigBarack Obama
  • Liz Cheney Just Got Her A** Kicked! (Song)Pat Gray
  • Look at the MapKamala Harris
  • Look Fat LookJoe Biden
  • Love DoctorsGeorge W. Bush
  • Love Shack (Song)Pat Gray
  • Lying dog-faced pony soldierJoe Biden
  • Made enough moneyBarack Obama
  • Making money from Foreign SourcesJoe Biden
  • MapsCaitlin Upton
  • Marxist ProfessorsBarack Obama
  • MethaneBurger King & Mason Ramsey
  • Migrants from MexicoPat Gray
  • Minute MathJeffy Fisher
  • MJ - Hee HeePat Gray as MJ
  • MJ - High Pitched SquealPat Gray as MJ
  • MJ - It's for the ChildrenPat Gray as MJ
  • Mobilize TrunalimunumaprzureJoe Biden
  • More Mandates SongPat Gray
  • More than Build Back Better Joe Biden
  • Miami HeatsBarack Obama
  • Move Back!Miami PD Bike Response Team
  • Movie Fanfare20th Century FOX
  • My butt's been wipedJoe Biden
  • My Hands Prank CallsPat Gray
  • My mind's going blank nowJoe Biden
  • Need Some Wood?George W. Bush
  • Need Some Wood? (Timber Company)George W. Bush
  • NeighborlinessTim Walz
  • Never that GreatAndrew Cuomo
  • No Need to be Rude PatCaller Bill
  • No... noJohn Fetterman
  • No... with CackleKamala Harris
  • No IntelligenceKarine Jean-Pierre
  • No mask study in the worldDr Jha
  • Nobody worshipped like I didBart Sibrel
  • Not a Joke!Joe Biden
  • The Numbers Don't LieScott Steiner
  • The Numbers Don't Lie (Extended)Scott Steiner
  • Obama Inauguration PrayerRev. Dr. Joseph Lowery
  • Old A** Bum in thereI Want My Trump Back Guy
  • Optics, not SafetyAnnie Karni
  • Our DemocracyKamala Harris
  • Paper Water BoxJustin Trudeau
  • Part Noodle One GibletPat Gray
  • Party HornSound Effect
  • Pat Gray Morning AlarmPat Gray
  • Pat Laughs like George TakeiPat Gray
  • Parmesan CheeseHunter Biden
  • PauseJoe Biden
  • Plant based centered lifeMayor Eric Adams
  • Please ClapJeb Bush
  • Poor Kids Are Just As BrightJoe Biden
  • Poorest man in CongressJoe Biden
  • President Collapsed BridgeJohn Fetterman
  • President has been very clearKarine Jean-Pierre
  • President My BossJoe Biden
  • Pudding ProofJoe Biden
  • Pull every last oneGadahn the American
  • Pull down your pantsPat Gray
  • Put on the DefensiveJohn Kerry
  • Put you all back in chainsJoe Biden
  • Quack QuackThe Big Frog 109.9
  • Quick, fast as well tooJohn Fetterman
  • Radio Show, No CallersAlec Baldwin & Ivan
  • Reduce PopulationKamala Harris
  • Refusal to do your job is revoltingTed Cruz
  • Resist We Much!Al Sharpton
  • RrrightJeffy Fisher
  • Rim ShotSound Effect
  • Risk v. FestivalDemetre Daskalakis
  • Ribbit RibbitThe Big Frog 109.9
  • Round Up - NFL Films MusicSam Spence
  • Rumors on the InternetsGeorge W. Bush
  • Run Liz Run (Song)Pat Gray
  • Russia, Russia, RussiaDonald J. Trump
  • Say It! Say It!Sam Kinison
  • Scam Call - Pressed on Your NameScammers
  • Screaming Liberaldistelthirst
  • Screw Your Freedom!Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • Shatner in SpaceWilliam Shatner
  • She's Nuts!Keith Malinak
  • She was 12, I was 30Joe Biden
  • She's not my typeDonald J. Trump
  • Shut Up Fauci (Song)Pat Gray
  • Shutting DownSound FX
  • Si Se PadreDr. Jill Biden
  • A Sign to Joe (Song)Pat Gray
  • Significance of the Passage of TimeKamala Harris
  • Slave Colonies on MarsRobert David Steele & Alex Jones
  • Slight Indian AccentJoe Biden
  • Smoking Crack, Drinking VodkaHunter Biden
  • So let's use brain cells...Brain Cells Chick
  • So basically that's wrongKamala Harris
  • So this is how liberty diesSenator Amidala
  • So-Called LeadersKamala Harris
  • Soylent Green Is PeopleCharlton Heston
  • Space affects us all!Kamala Harris
  • Space is Exciting!Kamala Harris
  • Spike & ChesterLooney Tunes
  • Stand up ChuckJoe Biden
  • Stand Your Butt UpSen. Markwayne Mullin & Sean O'Brien
  • Stop... StopKamala Harris
  • Suck my tongueDalai Lama
  • Suffering and DyingGreta Thunberg
  • Sun and MoonChelsea Handler
  • Talking about I-95John Fetterman
  • Tampons In the Boys Room (Song)Pat Gray
  • Thank God for Dr. FauciKamala Harris
  • That's A BingoChristoph Waltz
  • Thanks for the GumballHasbro Commercial
  • That's InterestingAlec Baldwin
  • That's Not My ConcernMike Pence
  • That's RacistMoveOn
  • That's trueLynn and Jamie
  • The sun's coming outBarack Obama
  • There Are Only Two GendersLiam Morrison
  • There's a hole in the skyTreehugger
  • Three Letter Word... JOBSJoe Biden
  • This Guy's A LiarDonald Trump
  • Tilted UranusPat Gray
  • Today's PaperJoe Biden
  • Train across the Indian OceanJoe Biden
  • Trans Chant / Tantrum (Long)Machaela Cavanaugh
  • Trans Chant / Tantrum (Short)Machaela Cavanaugh
  • A Tribute to Brian Stelter (Song)Pat Gray
  • Trump ate my homeworkSenator John Kennedy
  • Try harder not to suckSenator John Kennedy
  • Trying your breastJoe Biden
  • Turtle Song DuetPat & Keith
  • Turtle Song Duet (Extended)Pat & Keith
  • Uhm, like... whateverAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez
  • Ukraine is a country (long)Kamala Harris
  • Ukraine is a country in EuropeKamala Harris
  • Ukrainian Border Is Our BorderGerald Connolly
  • U.N. Brain FreezeJoe Biden
  • USSR AnthemRed Army Choir
  • Veep Thoughts OpeningStu Does America
  • Veep Thoughts ClosingStu Does America
  • The VillagesJoe Biden
  • Voice Mail ThreatAlec Baldwin
  • Vocal SoundsNesyamun's Mummy
  • Voter Fraud OrganizationJoe Biden
  • Watch MeJoe Biden
  • We All WatchedKamala Harris
  • We are in HellKeith Malinak
  • We are in the processJoe Biden
  • We are trained MarxistsPatrisse Cullors
  • We Choose Truth Over FactsJoe Biden
  • We hold these truths!Joe Biden
  • We Lost HimPat Gray
  • We send back themPresident Felipe Calderon
  • We the GovernmentJoe Biden
  • We're coming for your children!San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus
  • We're InnovativeGeorge W. Bush
  • We're Not A DemocracyPat Gray
  • We're Not A Democracy AltPat Gray
  • What a Stupid S.O.B.Joe Biden
  • What about FathersCaller Bill
  • What am I doing here?Joe Biden
  • What Am I Resisting?Cody Wilson
  • What can be, UnburdenedKamala Harris
  • What's That. Who Pays Your Salary? (Song)Chris Matthews
  • What the FantaPat & Jeffy
  • Where are the Men?Alex Jones
  • Where are the Men?Pat Gray
  • Where's the MoneyJoe Biden
  • Who Pays Your Salary (Long)Chris Matthews
  • What Difference at this Point?Hillary Clinton
  • What's That (Who Pays Your Salary)Pat Gray
  • Whispering JoeJoe Biden
  • Why are you gay?Simon Kaggwa Njala
  • Why Was Traffic Problems Emails Sent?Al Sharpton
  • Why, Why, WhyJoe Biden
  • Why Do You Keep Eating?Pat Gray
  • X-Ray a ToasterBart Sibrel
  • Yellow School BusKamala Harris
  • Yodeling CandidateMarianne Williamson
  • You Ain't BlackJoe Biden
  • You are a nasty person!Donald Trump
  • You are a pandemic!William Kelly
  • You can't have greater technologyBart Sibrel
  • You can't yell wolf in a crowded theaterNancy Pelosi
  • You didn't build that!Barack Obama
  • You guys are both weird!Twix ad
  • You keep using that wordIngio Montoya
  • You look like an idiot!Lynn and Jamie
  • Your Fight is Our FightLindsey Graham
  • You should read the bookBart Sibrel
  • Yum YumRepresentative Troy Nehls
  • Zero to Crazy in 24 SecondsMachaela Cavanaugh
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